Mere Anarchy

"What I do know about physics is that to a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat - especially if the man on the boat is with his wife."

Woody Allen

The UFO Menace

"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things. The key factor in thinking about the universe, however, is that it is expanding and will one day break apart and disappear. That is why if the girl in the office down the hall has some good points but perhaps not all the qualities you require it's best to compromise."

Woody Allen

The Scrolls

"Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?"

Woody Allen

Selections from the Allen Notebooks

"Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: Frequently there must be a beverage."

Woody Allen

My Philosophy

"The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house."

Woody Allen